poop politics

An established set of rules and appropriate actions to be taken following a discharge of feces during anal intercourse. Usually decided at the moment of said discharge; clean-up is generally accepted to be the responsibility of the pooper. However, poopee must remain cool, calm and collected at all times to ensure the emotion stability of said pooper.

Ignatius: So we were fucking last night and all of a sudden he shits all over my dick!

Francine: Oh my god what were the poop politics of that situation?!

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