Poop Inspector

A man/woman who inspects poop. Usually done after the poop has exited the body, but some have been known to forcefully shove their arms up ones anus to inspect the left over shit in their colon walls.

The poop inspector should be coming around today

I hope my poop is healthy for the poop inspector

Stinky Kinks

A kink, is a sexual fetish, however, a stinky kink is a whole different thing. A stinky kink is still a fetish, but only fetishes that have to do with disgusting stuff (fart, poop, eating the dried poop out of ones pubes).

I heard Becky had a boyfriend with Stinky Kinks

Brenda is stinky kinky.

suS

This is the opposite of the word “Sus” as it is spelled backwards. It means to have zero suspicious aspects, or preform zero suspicious acts.

Your suS

Pickle Tickle

When a man/woman tickles your penis while your sleeping. If the recipient wakes up, the tickler will usually scream “THIS IS THE NEW WORLD ORDER” and run away. However, in some cases, the recipient enjoys the pickle tickle, and pretends to stay asleep.

Last night, Bella gave me a Pickle Tickle, I pretended to stay asleep because I liked it.