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When you go on the high diving board of a pool and drop dildos on your friends who are swimming.
"I broke my mom's dildo because I went submarine hunting with my friends."
When you defecate on a dildo and throw it at a long range, your partner tries to catch it in their mouth.
"My friend stole her mom's dildos so we played a game of Brown Javelin."
When you shove the ice cream cone up your partner's anus or vagina and proceed to eat the ice cream.
"She had a kink for food so we decided to do pearl diving."
When you give anal to someone who is underwater and trapped underneath a large pool floatie and cannot escape. It can also be used as a form of punishment.
"Waterboarding was too boring, so we decided to do anal boarding."
When you shit and cum inside a nigger chick's pussy and fuck her.
"This hot nigger girl just moved in so I gave her a Wisconsin Stuffed Donut."