victory march

When a man returns home after having sexual congress with a stranger he met the night before, wearing the same clothes he went out with. The male version of the "walk of shame"; social mores dictate that a man be celebrated for his sexual conquests, while a woman is often shamed for being loose or free with her affections.

"Sally was seen coming home at 11am in her cocktail dress, and her hair all askew, she' s performing the walk of shame." "Jack strode him early Saturday morning, on a victory march, after bedding a woman he had never met before Friday evening. "

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Takin' a Trump

When the human body's digestive branch makes a motion to defecate. Then, after acting upon the motion, the results are much more foul, odious and disgusting than originally thought. The regret is so palpable as to be almost unbearable. The aftermath leaves one's sphincter weak, flappy and violated.

After that chili cook off, I thought my trip to the head would be a routine drop off; instead I wound up Takin' a Trump. Sad!

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Voteflake

Anyone who protests the results of the 2020 US Presidential Election without any proof or evidence and refuses to recognize Joe Biden as the 46th President of the United States of America.

After over 50 cases brought before, and thrown out of, US courts, including the Supreme Court, hundreds of Trump supporters, claiming to be a million supporters, continued to cry and protest and chant outside the White House, like a bunch of voteflakes.

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Englebert

The maintaining of an erection AFTER ejaculation, post coitus. As in "after the lovin', I'm still in love with you", one of the biggest song hits by the excruciatingly awesome Englebert Humperdink.

Mike & Sally just had sex, with both partners achieving orgasm. Mike climbed off Sally and they both lay there for a while, exhausted and spent. Sally noticed that Mike's penis was still at full attention. She mentioned it and Mike said-that's just my "Englebert"-it's presence tells you my true feelings for you because: "after the lovin', I'm still in love with you".

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