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Someone who only accesses the internet during periods of foul weather.
If it's nice outside, you won't find me surfing the net. I'm strictly an inclement webber.
An acquired or genetic mental condition resulting from either being a child conceived by at least one parent who was the recipient of a Florida education or in the case where there is no genetic link present from one of the parents, simply a child that was educated in Florida.
I don't know if John is so stupid because one or both of his parents were educated in Florida or if it's because he moved to Florida as a child and was educated there, but he is absolutely a classic Flo-rid-a-tard.
The extremely unattractive skin condition that women who spend way too much time on South Beach get.
Honey, you need to stay away from the beach because with all that South Blotch, you are starting to look a spotted hyena.
Fart sounds produced by a smart phone loaded with fart-sound software.
I thought Larry ripped one, but it was just a smartphone-o-fart.