todoy

n. to-do list for today's chores or tasks

My to-do list is so long it overwhelms me. My todoy list is much more manageable. I feel better only looking at the things that have to be done today.

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vagitate

to irritate the vagina, usually due to excessive copulation

My man was so drunk last night, he just kept fucking me but wouldn't cum. He didn't please me at all, in fact all he really did was vagitate me...

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splatturd

n. a turd that has been splattered all over the toilet bowl

v. to splatter a turd all over the toilet bowl, usually unintentionally

Man did that fish taco make me sick. I scooted to toilet and splatturd all over the place.

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