South Florida Money Shot

Mistakenly spraying one's face with bug spray, sunscreen, etc., usually due to not insuring nozzle is pointed away from the face before application

Heidi forgot to check the bugspray nozzle before test spraying and gave herself a South Florida Money Shot

Taint Diamond

A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.

Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.