smessing

n. To harass, beguile, or otherwise screw with someone by SMS.

1 txt: hey looser i 8 all ur klondike barz 2day

2 txt: wtf!!1! u best be smessing with me!

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erectification

The process of fixing hard problems

His relationship was in such shit, it was in definite need for erectification.

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