mayeule

Mayeule is a lovely true warmhearted kind and exceptional girl. Joking shes an absolute mental woman who needs to be locked up at all times. If u ever see her out and about please contact your nearest vet as they might need to tranquilize her to sleep.

Ex: "OH LORD JESUS MARIAN JOSEPH THERES A MAYEULE, CALL THE VET"

lucca

lucca is an animal, a cross-breed between a spaniel and a cat high on marijuana. the lucca has a tendency to excrete on sidewalks and sing opera songs about bob marley. there are a lot of things to say about the lucca but it would take a few novels to explain everything about the lucca. but what I can say is the lucca is a bit of a mongoose.

omg look a lucca! why is it walking sideways?!

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