one who is highly skilled in the pracitice of fellatio(hopefully a female).
I don't know what she was doing down there, but the next thing I knew my toes were curled and I came so hard I couldn't open my eye for at least 5 seconds afterwords.
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radial distance (R.O.S.) from a source of something that smells unpleasant (B.O., poorly wiped ass, out of control vaginosis, smelly feet, etc.)
Surfer 1: "Hey dude let me know when the R.O.S. of these sandles gets to your nose, then I'll get rid of them."
Surfer 2: "Dude, I smelled you walked up."
Selma Hayek is the epitome of hot-shortness.
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the subsequent nasty sensation left lingering in one's mouth after performing cunnilingus (frankly I don't care whether it's experienced by male or female). counterpart: cockon-mouth.
Male 1: "Yeah so there I was balls deep and I thought, why not go down on her. Big mistake!"
Male 2: "Dead skunk?"
Male 1: "Totally, I almost puked. I must have brushed my tongue for 5 minuntes and still had cunton-mouth. And on top of that the bitch rolled over and went to sleep."
Male 2: "What a cunnilingrate!"
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the subsequent nasty sensation left lingering in one's mouth after performing fellatio (hopefully experience by a female).
Girl 1: "After he blew it in my mouth, I had cockon-mouth for at least an hour!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, but didn't he have it in your ass right before that?"
Girl 1: "Ohhhh, right. Doh!"
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