Shartster

1. Like a hipster, but smellier...
2. Someone who takes as much pride in shitting themselves publicly as most hipsters do of their unique and ironic music collections.
3. See also: douchebag

hipster, shart, shartster

Smug of hipsters

1. The scientific term for a group of hipsters.
2. See also: pride of lions, gaggle of geese, murder of crows

smug, hipsters, group of hipsters, smug of hipsters hipster, asshole, assholes, douchebag, douchebags

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Clitsome

1. a term of encouragement, used by a group of guys to encourage their friend to go hit on the girl across the bar.

2. The female version of handsome.

1. "Yeah man, go clit-some!"
2. "She's more than cute, she's clitsome"

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democratic erection

1. The result of being a little too fond of politics...
2. An erection created by the people, for the people
3. Any prick who argues politics and tries to recruit people to join the party

democratic erection, erection, democrat, politics, voting, politicians

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Sag meat

Noun: A woman's bits that have succumbed to gravity, old age, or too many cowgirl rides.

sag meat, vagina, cunt, koos, beef curtains, labia

An example of proper usage: "Hey, Doc. Come check out my sag meat".

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