fembot

An internet bot which passes as a woman when posting spam. Very common in social networks (such as Facebook and Twitter) and porn sites, these bots use pictures of attractive women as avatars and simulate innuendo and some interest in the user.

- Wow, this hottie sent me a message on FB saying she wants me to meet her! Let me check this link she sent me.
- Don't be stupid, it is a fembot, not a real person.

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Selfie

A picture you've taken of yourself which reveals how gay you actually look. Generally uploaded to facebook and later photoshopped by your friends.

Jimbob: "I'm gonna take a selfie and post it to facebook because I have swag!"

*looks on facebook and realizes that she isn't as hot as she thought she was*

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I can't believe it's not butter!

A butter substitute made of vegetal oils and frequently used as a spread. Sometimes its name is used as a humorous/sarcastic reference to a sub-par substitute to something.

<Eats a piece of toast>
- Just a moment, is it butter?
- No, it is "I can't believe it's not butter!"
- Well, *I* can believe it is not butter.

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muffdoctor

A gynecologist.

She goes to the muffdoctor periodically for preventing health problems.

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