Lizzy

the coolest, funniest, most attractive, smart and interesting person to ever exist.

you: WOW I met this amazing person the other day- she's so cool, funny, interesting and smart AND attractive

me: what's her name?

you: Lizzy.

me: THATS THE LIZZY- the coolest, funniest, most attractive, smart and interesting person to exist

(pause)

Me: you're so lucky.