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Horngus of a Dongfish (n.) — A semi-rigid, cartilaginous protrusion located near the anterior flarble of the dongfish, used primarily in mating displays and occasional underwater jousting. It is connected via a fibrous, mucus-lined conduit known as a scungle to the dillsack (colloquially referred to as the nutte sac), a glandular pouch responsible for regulating the dongfish's buoyant sass levels during spawning season. The entire horngus-scungle-dillsack complex is highly sensitive to bad music tastes.
Me: The Horngus of a Dongfish is A semi-rigid, cartilaginous protrusion located near the anterior flarble of the dongfish, used primarily in mating displays and occasional underwater jousting. It is connected via a fibrous, mucus-lined conduit known as a scungle to the dillsack (colloquially referred to as the nutte sac), a glandular pouch responsible for regulating the dongfish's buoyant sass levels during spawning season. The entire horngus-scungle-dillsack complex is highly sensitive to bad music tastes.
Him: Are you high???
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The act of performing a circumcision on a Jew while shoving the ingredients of Black Tar Heroin into his anus.
Friend: Where have you been?
Me: Oh just doing Dirty Dong David on that grandma next door
Friend: Oh ok
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The act of rubbing cat piss on your eyeballs while being short-sighted
Ethan: Jesus Bryan what the fuck happened to your eye??
Bryan: Shit dude, I did Myopeea today
she is a beautiful, kind, loving soul. She is the most precious thing you could ever have. Once you get her, never let go. She is an absolute angel and will bless any soul she comes across. Dont cheat on her, because she gets cheated on a lot :(
Shes also rich and will make and buy you a lot of pretty things :)
Shes also loyal and would never cheat back! She is a lover girl and amazing <333
"I love Aerin, she is so amazing"
"Same, there is no one like her"
The physical act of extracting one's uterus and replacing it with a V8 engine (based on the Lancia V4 engine) with V-angles of 14–24 degrees, allowing the unfortunate victim to transform into a racist femboy transformer. The victim would also unfortunately, turn Somali.
Bryan: Yoooo I might do a Dirty Ethan Wai on that James Chen fellow next door, you down to join?
Junbai: Yeah sure ;))
The act of organising a group sex inside the school's unisex cubicles while being simultaneously bumfucked by 3 holocaust survivors
Holy shit im bored as fuck we should do a Dirty Sicheng
The act of having organised group sex inside the school's unisex cubicles while being simultaneously bumfucked by individuals called Ethan, Bryan and David.
Wow school is boring today, why not do a Dirty Sicheng??