Girls

Demons from hell that feed on the souls of men. Always get what they want, especially the more attractive ones. Are known to be nice to men only in myths. Play evil tricks and commit evil acts like dumping their drink on their boyfriend or husband because of something they think was mean. Girls contain the emotional stability of a rhino on a unicycle balancing on a tightrope made of fishing string. They can be sweet and loving one second and become hostile and filled with rage the next second (their true identity).

Man: Wow! ur the hottest girl in the world! (talking to girlfriend)
Woman: Oh! So who's the second hottest?! Ur so insensitive! I hate you!
Man: Girls are CRAZY!!! I'm thinking about suicide. (Thinking to self)

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