The Levels of Stupid

Level 1:OKay people who don't care what other people think.
Level 2:Stuck up people
Level 3:People who use chatspeak
Level 4:People who cannot spell
Level 5:Celebrities(Except Chuck Norris)

Note:At level 5 you are guaranteed to die...now...

Lvl 1 Person: Hahaha! Level 5! You gonna die!
Paris Hilton: Nooooo! I have been defeated by The Levels of Stupid...Which are so hot...*dies*

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I am your new god

A strange phrase used by some Louisiana agnostics and athiests to insult others who talk about thier god in public.

Religious Person: God makes the food we eat.
Athiest: I am your new god! I say no food for you!

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Mountain Bull

The most dangerous concotion ever concieved. It is made by mizing a can of Mountain Dew and Red Bull. It causes you to see vapour trails and have an energy siezure. If you survive the crash will knock you out.

Robbie drank a Mountain Bull this morning and at the basketball game he passed out on the court!

mountain dew

The greatest liquid on this planet and Mars! Especially popular in the south. The flavor is unknown and the first sip is painful and it is pee colored.....It is God's piss1

All hail the Mountain Dew.

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