gone

your dad

me: wheres you dad at
HIm: he died

me: ohh you mean hes gone

Him: no i ran him over while he had some milk in his hand and his 3 year old baby
me: well damn

plot twistt

noah

sorry bud but didnt you build the ark

Noah: I am so strong
Devin: yeah i heard you built an ark
Noah:...
Devin: because you couldn't put one in ur girl back

Noah: (trying not to laugh)