backyard chicken

The mark of twenty-first century big brewery hipness is to own all local craft breweries and try to deliver farm fresh produce to the frightened hipster crowd.

Al the Brewer (AB): Hey, corporate says we need to sell more piss lager in our brewpub.
Mat the Alien bartender: Damm, our only option is to dry-hop the hell out of it and sell this uber-local egg as "Backyard Chicken."
Al the Brewer (AB): Great, everyone should have a henhouse in their own backyard.

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