hornless unicorn

This is when a girl, out of sheer anger, starts banging her head against a wall. Only, instead of a wall, it is another girl's vagina.

Whoah, Terrence made that girl so mad that she gave the hornless unicorn to everybody in Michigan. I wonder what he did.

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sweaty lester

When you are sexing a girl in her behind hole, and your bonus ball slap goes and gets stuck in her vagina (one or both balls). It comes out juicy.

bernard: hey peter, do you remember Barry with one ball?
Peter: yeah. We called him "One Ball Barry"
Bernard: I bet he has a gold medal in sweaty lesters.
Peter: Hell yeah.

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