Strangling the Anointed One

Euphemism for masturbation.

Inspired by news story titled: "'Don’t strangle the anointed one,' wife pleaded in row over Mel Gibson film".

The article describes a theological argument that broke out between a religious couple over the movie "Passion of the Christ" which resulted in the husband attempting to strangle his wife.

"...He was late to the party because he was busy 'strangling the anointed one'."

"...It's been said that 'strangling the anointed one' can make you go blind."

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stinky digger

A finger that has gone in or near your anal cavity, perhaps in an effort to relieve an itch.

"... well, well. if it isn't Mr. Stinky Digger."

"...if you touch me again with your stinky digger, there's gonna be trouble."

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