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A girl who started her social media career on Musical.ly. She has down syndrome and is also dating a gay man named Sebastian Bails.
Lacey: Hey isn't that Lauren Godwin over there?
Jacinda: OMG IT IS!!! I haven't seen her since musical.ly. I hope she realizes her boyfriend is gay eventually.
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A teen that sleeps around all day and sets random alarms on his phone causing panic in the classroom.
Mrs. Hart-Okay class today we wi-
*loud scream ensues*
*Many students starts screaming while some pass out*
Mrs. Hart- what in the cornucopia of Jesus's fucking flower garden was that?
Isaac- sorry, my alarm to eat chips went off.
Mrs. Hart + everyone in class- Oh Isaac you silly ass goose.
A horrible human being that let fame get to him in the worst of times.
Jake Paul- Hey Julia I'm going to loot a store like all the other protesters are doing to honor George Floyd.
Julia(His recent girlfriend)-I don't think you should do that. What if someone catches you on camera looting. People might unfollow you on social media because they will think you are a bad person.
Jake Paul- Oh shut up!!! Nothing bad will happen to me. I'm rich and famous. I'm pretty sure my followers will understand.
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Someone that lost their virginity in the middle school bathroom. Talking about you Fiona Purcell!!!!
Rachel- Did you hear the moaning noises coming from the bathroom?
Gianna- Yeah I bet it was Fiona, she must have sneaked a boy into the girls bathroom and fucked him. She's been planning it since 5th grade.
Rachel- She's such a whore! I can't believe she would do that.
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A girl from Canada who started her social media career on Musical.ly now called TikTok. She is a complete slut and dresses like a hoe. She also suffers from alopecia.
Ja'maya- Hey, is that girl over there at the Starbucks wearing only a bra and underwear Kristen Hancher?
Keisha- Yep. It's easy to recognize that hoe from a mile away. Also she's wearing a pink wig. She's clearly suffering from massive hair loss.
Ja'maya- Yeah. I hope her alopecia gets cured!! Her multicolor weaves hurt my eyes. She blinded my brother through his phone screen.
Keisha- Shiiii for real???
A French hoe that dresses like a slut to get guys and acts all foreign to get friends that she knows she wouldn't have if she acted like her true self. Will drive you to insanity and potential suicide so stay away.
Haley- Lea dresses so slutty. It's like she wants the whole school to notice she's a hoe and end up committing suicide.
Jaclyn- Yeah! She is such a hoe. I'm also pretending to be friends with her because she thinks she can get away with knowing nothing about America and butchering vocab words.