drama king

A male drama queen. A male member of the human species who cannot control his emotions and otherwise goes out of control in on an emotional outrage.

I wish he weren't such a drama king!

He's seriously acting like SUCH a drama king, Gosh.

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phoneballs

The ability to say things over the phone that normally would be difficult to convey.

Todd: Man, I can't believe Lisa called me a cunt rag!
James: Don't worry about it man, she wouldn't have said that to your face, she just grew some phoneballs.

anti-heterosexual

Type: Adjective

The politically correct way of describing something as "negatively gay," also meaning, but not limited to:

1. stupid;

2. dumb;

3. not Karta;

4. going against all things that are cool;

5. going against all the teachings of Kooch.

Anti-heterosexualism may be used to describe diseases, but it is not advised.

If your reaction to "curing a ham" is "OMG you guys the ham is sick?" then you may be anti-heterosexual.

"That is so anti-heterosexual."

"That shirt he is wearing is very anti-heterosexual."

"I can't believe she's dating her. That's seriously anti-heterosexual."

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anti-heterosexual

Type: Adjective

Describing and/or pertaining to something or someone being insultingly gay.

Also used as anti-h.

"Dang, did you see him, he was carrying a purse."

"Yeah, that's seriously anti-heterosexual."

"Man, that joke was anti-h."

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BPA

Type: Noun, Acronym

Big Poppa Answer

"I asked our CIO a question and he gave me a BPA."

"Sorry for all the dumb questions, but thanks for the BPAs dude."

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confi-fucking-dential

Pronunciation: kän-f&-fucking-'den(t)-sh&l
Function: adjective

1. fucking private, fucking secret, nobody's damn business;
2. containing information whose unauthorized fucking disclosure could be prejudicial to the national fucking interest.

"It's confi-fucking-dential Sherrol!"

"Dude, did you tell her what I said about her ass? That was confi-fucking-dential!"

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teleballs

Synonymous to phoneballs, teleballs enable one to say things telephonically, that is, over the phone, that they would not normally be capable of saying when face-to-face.

See phoneballs.

"Dude, last night, I totally told Karen that she's a douche bag."

"Yeah, but Robbie, let's face it. You're like every other 'obbie' out there, you just grew a pair of teleballs. And dude, you smell like piss."

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