ninjinian

(noun) - the ultimate warrior. One of the most feared and lethal individuals alive. When a Native American Indian walks the path of a Ninja.

Paul: What do you think is the most bad-ass warrior of all times?
Joel: A ninja with numchucks
Paul: What about a native american indian with a tomahawk
Sunil: What if a native american indian walks the way of the ninja, thus becoming a ninjinian and attacking with a tomachuck.

Paul and Joel: Holy shit, that would be one lethal bad-ass.

drunky shuffle

This is the walk that an extremely drunk person does through a bar. Typically it involves almost falling down, and bumping into other patrons.
Usually seen on footage of COPS, when they ask them to walk in a straight line.

Joel drunky shuffled through the bar, and knocked over a waitress... to Paul this was very ammusing.