Srabon
the physical embodiment of what would happen if you ate Vegemite and plastic together. He has the most average sized dick and he is as tall as 23 toasters. He likes girls but deep down he's asexual. Everyone thinks he's a kind person but really he spends his nights going around the neighbourhood giving people half used condoms.
Man you're life's going real down. You're becoming a Srabon.