NRL

National Rugby League. A sport played by the confused people of New South Wales and Queensland to promote their ass sniffing fetish.

The aim of the game is to pass backwards and run in a straight line. This is done about 15 times usually without any progress being made.

The game is played by really overweight metros who dress up in skirts and cut their own hair.

Hi. My name is daniel. I play in the NRL and I have an ass-sniffing fetish

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Port Adelaide

Port Adelaide entered the AFL in 1997 for people to laugh at. The team has since been a joke, especially in recent years.

Their coaching team has a policy of "winning by fluke" such as the occasion in round 5 earlier this year when they secured 4 points upon a half-strength St Kilda side.

Since 1997, Membership and game numbers are on a steady decline, and the club recently having to accept sympathy money from the AFL and SANFL.

Wanna hear a joke? Port Adelaide

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