Friendzone

It's the point when a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like a brother, or a lamp.

Guy 1: "Man I want her back!"
Guy 2: "Then why don't you ask her out again?"
Guy 1: "She said she just wants to be friends."
Guy 2 "Damn, she just put you in the friendzone! I feel bad for you bro."

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Askhole

A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the exact opposite of what you told them.

I told Audrey not to go out with that guy because she would just get hurt. But she did anyway, stupid askhole.

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