Russian pretzel

/verb/: A move used to incapacitate another individual with the power of flatus. To perform a Russian pretzel maneuver the initiator pulls the legs of the receiving individual up and over his or her head in a reverse somersault-like fashion. The initiator then comfortably sits bare-assed on the face of the receiving individual and farts with power and purpose.

Cleatus pissed me off yesterday. I ate some beans this mornin' and I'm gonna go give him a Russian pretzel

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