wabash college

An all-male school in Crawfordsville, Indiana. Known for its lifelong strife to rise above the glory of its rival, DePauw University. Famous for lingering bro-hugs, muscle-man mascot worship, and shipping in girls by the busload when the sheep get tired.

Dave: Dude, bro! Give me a hug.

Wally: Davebro, speak into my muscly arms. What could possibly trouble you at Wabash College?

Dave: The girls... where did the girls go?

Wally: They stumbled back on the bus and went home. Here, take comfort in Wabashing this sheep.

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