stephenhug

one of those hugs that smashes the breath out of you and causes a cosmic alignment in the stars and an explosion in the asteroid belt, it's that good.

person one: whoa, that was some hug greg gave you, he must have missed you!

person two: yeah, it was definitely a stephenhug!

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The Doege Diet

a diet consisting of peanut butter, bread, and water. made for people who have no time to eat, want to be thin, or have the last name of Doege.

person 1: whoa! you've lost some weight!
person 2: yeah well, with my schoolwork i have no time to eat, so i went on the doege diet and since then ive lost 300 pounds!

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