Navi

short for navigate. long for "fuckingannoyingbitch"
Navi is widly regarded as the most annoying gaming character in both zelda and gaming history, a statement that is totally accurate. Navi personifies all that is evil and annoying in this world, and her constant repetition of the words " HEY! LISTEN!" have become a fan joke in the zelda franchise. It is unknown why link leaves hyrule to go looking for navi at the end of Ocarina of time but it is guessed that he lost his mind beccause of her, and is searching for her to "settle the score" ie: stab her so many times she looks like a small bloody pancake with wings

Navi: HEY! LISTEN!
Link: *facepalms*
Navi: HEEEEEY!!! LISTEN!!!!!!
Link: ZOMG NAVI STFU!!!
Navi:............listen?
Link: *starts frothing at the mouth* *stabs Navi*
FINALLY! I'M FREE!!!

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