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Buh - duhn - ch.
Breakfast, dinner and lunch - all in one. The ultimate meal.
Iâll just have a coffee for now, and then just a bdunch later.
someone drop dead gorgeous, that you just want to get carried home by.
dude, look at him. such a carryme. i mean can you please throw me over your shoulders and carry me the fuck home like a slaughtered animal
Someone youâre donât find *that* attractive but you could see yourself slipping after a couple drinks.
I mean Iâm not begging him to carry me home, but heâs definitely a slippy
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When your drink order is taking too long
the wine delivery guyâs been stuck in the same spot for 10 minutes. I hate to say it, but I think we all got mugged for merlot tonight