Jazzman

someone tried to name their baby "Jasmine" but completely fucked up on their spelling.

Dude 1: Yo did you see Jazzman over there?

Dude 2: Yeah dude! But her name is fucked up, what the hell is a "Jazz man?"

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Calculated

When someone does something really cool that took an outrageous amount of luck or effort. Sometimes it takes lots of planning.

Dude 1: I'm going to make this basket from 100 feet away!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!

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