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Young.
If someone says you're still on the vine, it means you're still young. Not ripe yet, y'know?
I may be sweet, but i'm still on the vine.
12π 2π
Vagina lips that are so floppy and loose they look like a hamburger.
I didn't see any cheese on that hamburger pussy.
104π 66π
Dude, don't act like your qol is so much better than mine just because you have the new ipod touch.
83π 15π
A way retarded old people might refer to the television.
"Can't you kids turn down that goddamn devil box?!"
18π 6π
1. A wig you put on your cat.
2. A weave for your pubes.
3. Really fantastic insult.
4. Something you search for on google at four am because you're a dumbass.
1. Man, I bought my pussy-cat a really cute wig to wear. He looks hawt!
2. I got this rad ass pussy wig. You know, a merkin.
3. Dude, you're such a fucking pussy wig.
4. I'm bored, I think i'll google pussy wig and see what happens.
47π 22π
Automatic Best Friend.
When someone says something that really impresses or shocks you, so they become your best friend by default.
Did you just call that person a twat waffle? That's hilarious dude you're my auto-bestie.
A fun game to play when there is literally nothing better to do. Get a random phone number and text "Get in the Van".
Works well on drunk people.
Bored person: Get in the van!
Drunk person: Okay. Where is it?
Bored person: Right outside your house.
Drunk person: I looked. I don't see it.
18π 6π