FUMA goggles

The barrier that the students of all-male school, Fork Union Military Academy, face when returning for leave. This unfortunate condition makes the obviously unattractive women look like supermodels.

Rob: OMFG! Look at that hottie!
Cynthia: Ew, she's like 90 years old!
Jeff: Dude, take off your FUMA goggles.

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In Living Color

A local band in Northern Virginia. Their electropop beats bring life to any party or festivity. Members include Will and Drew Hyde and Andy Utterback.

Kenny: "Dude, Battle of the Bands was AWESOME."
Kelsey: "I know right! In Living Color PWND!"

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da shvanz

A compliment. Similar to "the shit"

"Dude! You're da shvanz!"

shmokin'

Very attractive or attention grabbing. Some may use it in the place of hot, sexy, etc.

"DUDE! Look at that girl! She is shmokin'!"

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