maybe daddy

A man that may or may not be the father of your child.

Jill: "Is that your baby daddy?"
Jane: "Perhaps, for now he's just my maybe daddy."

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LMR

An abbreviation that stands for "Last Minute Resistance": a woman's last minute objection to sexual intercourse. This term is used almost exclusively by rapists who don't believe themselves to be rapists (or just don't care).

Charlie: Laura gave me a little LMR, but I just went ahead and fucked her anyway.
Sam: You what?
Charlie: Pounded the shit out of her, dude.
Sam: And that felt like...cool and consensual to you?
Charlie: Yeah, of course. I'm not a fucking rapist, man. This girl was totally down. She just froze up for a second and pulled away. LMR happens. Once I started fucking her, she was totally fine.
Sam: Charlie...that's rape. You literally just described rape.

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