brick

1) Popular construction material.
2) Fecal matter which looks like popular construction material.
3) Erect penis which has same strength as popular construction material.
4) A typo or more polite form of the word 'prick'.
5) A mobile telecommunications device from the 1980's.

1) "Dude, that house is made of bricks."
2) "Dude, I just laid a brick."
3) "Dude, I've got a brick."
4) "Dude, you're such a brick."
5) "Dude, check out that dude talking on his brick."

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nissan

Another Run-of-the-mill automobile

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with N."
"Nissan?"
"Correct! How'd you know?"
"We're in a Nissan parking lot"

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School

Institution whose sole purpose is to convince poeple that they need it for some reason or another, ussually through degrading them and defining them as the unintelligent and treating them poorly when they do and do not buy in to what the place sells - this causing confusion makes poeple only quicker to grasp onto what it's selling just to make sense out of it's non-sense

12th grade student: hah! G.E.D. that's a good enough degree! i learned that in school, only idiots wouldn't go to school i know so because the school teachers are paid to tell me so, after all it's not like i could ACTUALLY learn anything without one of these institutions, i'm too stupid to, i know that cuz the teachers are always telling me that too! teachers are so smart, if they weren't then they wouldn't have done something so intelligent like taking on a really crappy paycheck just to teach me stuff! not like they'd be stupid enough to get a job doing something actually productive that actually paid well...

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sagret

A seagull in a can.

Dude, there's a sagret burning.

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X-box

A gaming console with tiresome games (ie Project Gotham Racing).

"John would rather play with his X-box than to listen to this lecture."
"Dude!"

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Gnell

/me wubs gnell he is furry

the gnell kicks like a mule on crack

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Clam Bake

ancient healing technique in which a poltice of hot seaweed and fish heads is placed atop a womans vulva. believed to cure syphilis and other s.t.d.'s.

"medicine man give wife calm bake, but still smell same to me. ugh!"

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