Rolls-Royce

A brand of brown powder heroin, sold online and on the street.

When the coppers busted us, they jacked eight grams of Rolls-Royce, three roaches, and some papers

Republican

A political party that is better than the democrat party. Generally made of conservatives, liberals have probably gotten you to believe we’re all racist Karen inbreeding bible thumpingfreaks and the spawn of the devil. Guess what? We’re normal people! Some of us are Black. Some of us are gay. Some of us are Hispanic. Some of us are Muslim. Some of us are even transgender! Sure, we do have our share of racists, fundamentalist nut jobs, homophobes, delusional conspiracy theorists, and general nutters, but so do the liberals!

Some things we believe in are:

Freedom and liberty
Capitalism

Less gun control
Less taxes
Respect the flag

Hard work
Smaller government

Responsibility

Does that sound like an evil QAnon weirdo to you?

I am a Republican, and I am a proud American. I like a lot of the same things you like, and most of the hate on us is thanks to the communist liberal agenda

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WAP

Wet Ass Pussy. Tell a preacher it means “Worship and prayers” so that the preacher gets up in front a bunch of weirdos and says that he wants some WAP in church. It’s the title of a song by Cardi B that has a very masturbatable video

Preacher: “Everybody give Jesus WAP”

Cardi B: “Put that big Mack truck right in this little garage”

Nobody: Hey, 4 year old! Wanna watch this great new cartoon?

Alcohol poisoning

What you get when you try to drink eighty straight vodkas

I heard of a guy that tried to break the drinking record and he got alcohol poisoning after the fourth bottle

Overdose

What you get when you combine heroin, cocaine, booze, molly, and meth

Dee Dee Ramone died of a heroin overdose at 49. Not surprising, considering he was a total junkie