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George Floyd

A man who was brutally murdered by Derek Chauvin, a racist asshole cop, and three other racist asshole cops for no reason other than “he tried to pass a counterfeit $20”! Minor misdemeanor! Real reason is, he was black. And Chauvin was a racist asshole who deserves to get a jail sentence of 10000000000000000 years or death penalty. After he was killed that sparked international race riots and started a new anti racist movement

#BlackLivesMatter #Defund #GeorgeFloyd

“Did you hear about George Floyd’s murder?” “Yeah, it’s horrible” “Those racist pigs should never have been cops in the first place “

by pro2a July 13, 2020


FQ

Basically means “Fuck you” when the middle schoolers moms bust them for ‘fu q

I’m gonna name my guy FQ, mom hasn’t blocked that yet

by pro2a July 15, 2020


Q tip

Formerly an ear dildo, now a very long one is used as a nose dildo. You get sick, and then go to a space repurposed in an emergency setting with lots of other sick people, and then someone dressed for a major surgery takes a giant one three times the length of a regular one, and sticks it way farther up than your nose than your nose can handle. It's called a covid test, and, yes, its actually legal.

I had to go get a covid test on Wednesday, what a waste of Q tips

by pro2a February 14, 2021


Alcohol poisoning

What you get when you try to drink eighty straight vodkas

I heard of a guy that tried to break the drinking record and he got alcohol poisoning after the fourth bottle

by pro2a July 16, 2020


Overdose

What you get when you combine heroin, cocaine, booze, molly, and meth

Dee Dee Ramone died of a heroin overdose at 49. Not surprising, considering he was a total junkie

by pro2a July 16, 2020