self-contributor

1. an Employee whos the Boss doesn't understood and that why must be me again?

2. When the kid need to apoligize his Mom but will never do that. But always has done after calm down :)

ad. 1. My boss John ordered me wash his car and Even didn't ask me do I want to do or can do that. (So now I'll be a self-contributor)
ad. 2. ... everybody knows the feeling : self-contributor

Human[s]lator

The 'person' who always says to how You should be to Live! And claims there's only one Way! Hims ones.

- Look out! The Humanslator is coming!
- Let's get outta here.