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The most amazing and unique girl in the universe. She is an absolute beauty, even though she doesn't fully believe so herself (although countless guys have tried to get with her; she still hasn't quite caught on yet). She has infinite talents and capabilities, and she is extremely persistent with anything and everything she hopes to achieve. With those two attributes at hand, she can accomplish anything she sets her mind to. Despite a few not-so-pleasant relationships in the past, she is currently with the guy of her dreams. Whether or not she knows it, she makes him the happiest man that ever lived just by being herself, not counting the multitude of other things she does for him. Above all else, she is mine, so stay the F*** away.
Guy 1: Hey bro, who's that smokin' hot babe over there?
Guy 2: Oh, that's Courtney. She's the most amazing and unique girl in the universe, but don't bother trying to ask her out. She's taken and won't ever be available.
Guy 1: Duuuude... Life sucks, man. Well since we can't tap that, let's move on to that new blonde cheerleader from Montana!
Guy 2: Righteous!!!
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