drift phonk

Drift Phonk is a sub-genre of phonk that is dominated by 12 year old new gens whom use FL Studio Mobile to make 200 BPM cowbell heavy cancer and pitched up memphis vocals by true memphis rap legends, this genre was made popular because of TikTok, making this genre grantees you to be sent to hell and forever tormented by DJ Smokey (The god, and one of the true founders of phonk).

Person 1: Hey man wanna listen to some phonk?
*Person 1 proceeds to play Chronic Talez By DJ Acura
Person 2: This Isn't phonk, let alone drift phonk, where are the cowbells?
Person 1: You should kill yourself.... Now!

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Chad

A player of Escape From Tarkov who at the end of a wipe or at the half way point of a wipe the best gear in the game and a high skill level. (high skill being over 1,000 hours on the game) These players are usually very knowledgeable of the video game and tend to have the most expensive version of the game (Edge Of Darkness) for the max stash size. Be very careful of these players if you tend to have mid tier gear or a low hour count.

Alex: Oh fuck, a Chad has killed me on interchange. Better Kill Myself... Now!
John: Skill issue, L bozo..

rhodamine

A big russian man who likes it in the ass

Person 1: Hey have you seen rhodamine? I've been trying to find him.
Person 2: Oh he's in that back alley taking it in the ass again!