landed dick up

Failed pathetically, in the manner of falling flat on your ass. Left wanting and asking, fuck, what's next?

Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be Brian or Paul or anything really. Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.

Nowtimes

Noun. The moment of being “in the moment,” while cherishing friends, a place, or experience. Time spanning from a few days before the present moment to an ambiguous moment in the near future.

As we walked along the shore of the estuary with our dear friends, we couldn't help but revel in the nowtimes.