forenet

A word derived from numerous chat rooms, Facebook and other mindless platforms created for fuck and dumps. It is the equivalent of virtual "foreplay" and allows an individual the opportunity to "hide" behind their keyboard and virtually fuck (or rub one out) online. Typically delivered by males to unassuming females.

"I got some some good "forenet" on FB last night and "hit" my old lady like a mexican in a boxing ring"

Bill: "hello linda, your picture is hot"
Linda: "thanks Bill, thats very nice of you"
Bill: "it makes my meatpole stand like a fucking soldier on armitice day"
Bill: "my cock is...."
Bill: "hello..."
Bill: "you there"

cocktop

The origin of this word is derived from "laptop". An unassuming word that gained popularity through numerous web based porn sites, FB chat and other mindless sites that promote hard don behind a keyboard and a deviant imagination. Can cause complete annihilation of a laptop due to unexpected meatpole bursts that can thrust the users’ laptop inexplicably across the room.

“was online last night and that cumdumpster caused spontaneous "cocktop", blew Grannys’ piehole up like a queer in boystown”