bern him at the stake

Put a player on blast with the knowledge that doing so will make him have his best game of the season.

“Wow, you really must be down on Hays to bern him at the stake today in the thread.”

Hays: *hits for the cycle*

Birthday shot

The expedited ingestion of a large quantity of alcohol, as prompted by the random selection of one’s numerical birth day in a game of chance. Preferably consumed from a WVU-branded glass container of five or more inches in height.

“Wow, it really landed on 26 again. Time for another birthday shot that exceeds my average daily caloric intake.”