When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.
Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.
Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.
Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.
Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
A phrase that means "I am just kidding"
"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"