fremistry

n. the natural, platonic chemistry between two very good friends-without-benefits

Jerry: Let's get ice cream.
Ben: I was just thinking the same thing.
Jerry: Dude, we have such great fremistry!
Ben: Fuck me.

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clopkin

Cloth napkins, usually found at restaurants that can afford staffing underpaid children to scrub veal off your bib after you've eaten.

Jerry, please wipe your BBQ ham hands on the clopkin that you've tucked into that ugly man cardigan that refuses to go out of fashion.