bad news

Something I'm afraid I've got some

I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS! *bangs gavel on podium.

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Tity Master

Dean Ambrose, masterer of the titties, saying "nope", sneaking up on opponents in parking lots, beating the shit out of people after giving them an Ice Bucket Challenge, taking curb stomps through cinderblocks like a champ, and doing basically anything else like a fucking badass.

Guy 1: Dean Ambrose is not main event material, he doesn't have the size of John Cena or Roman Reigns.

Guy 2: Are you fucking insane! Ambrose is the best star to grace this industry since Stone Cold Steve Austin! Not to mention, he is also the Tity Master

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