Algebruh

When you really don't get what's going on in your Algebra class, so you exclaim your confusion in the most inconspicuous way possible.

"Okay, Class, please turn to page 17384 regarding the Factoring of Quadrinomials"
"AlgeBRUH"

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Sweet Potato

A person who applies so much makeup that they begin to appear the bright orange color of a Sweet Potato. This either results from too much of a bad spray tan or just the wrong shade of foundation. The levels of severity range from Category 1 (only a slight orange hue) to Category 10 (the exact color of a sweet potato).

"Did you see Katherine"
"Yeah, she's a Category 9 Sweet Potato"

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Karnastian

Any time any member of the Kardashian family does something nasty that the "media" doesn't agree with.

"Did you see Kim Kardashian's Break the Internet shoot?"
"Yeah, that was definitely Karnastian."

Obelisk the Tormentor

When you paint your dick blue and use it to cockslap a girl.

John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.

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