wasted wad

Someone who is worthless, lazy, forever screwing up. It all started at inception with the wad from a penis.

One would say "why don't you ask bill to help you out with that?" Response " I would but he's another wasted wad".

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texting window

The time frame in which you text someone after first meeting them. Texting someone too quickly after getting the number comes off too eager, and texting someone too long after shows you aren't into it. One to two days after the initial number giving is an acceptable window in which to make contact.

Man I met this hot chick at a party but I want to respect the texting window so she don't think I'm too into it. You know?

Or

Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.