death grinder

someone who goes to a club and forcefully grinds on any girl, knowing he won't get consent from them,

billy: oh dude, that guy is totally being a death grinder,
greg: yeah man she definitely didn't consent to that type of behaviour.

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harshmallow

A harshmallow is a rare combination of two food items to create one, a common practice amongst high people.

A harshmallow is a marshmallow dipped in hummus.

This particular combination was discovered by a female, but the term was coined by a member of the male species because everyone knows girls are stupid.

girl: Mannnnnnnn.... you know what would reallyyyyyy hit the spot right now...... some marshmallow dipped in hummus.

MAN: ... Oh... a harshmallow?

girl: yaaaaaa..... wait whaaaaauuut?

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