Bacon

v. The present act of eating bacon. Can be used in past, present, or future tense: Ex. "baconing", "baconed", or "will bacon".

Tim: What are you going to do today?
Jim: I'm going home to go bacon!
Tim: Can I come too??
Jim: No way, get your own!

Sally: I baconed yesterday, it was delicious!
Sue: I'll be baconing tomorrow!

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